that's what I said...

love me some Stanley Tucci!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:21:07 -0600

love me some Stanley Tucci!

just ordered this coat. from AE. loves it.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:00:37 -0600

just ordered this coat. from AE. loves it.

"My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:50:16 -0600

“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life.”

- Nicole (aka “Snooki”), Jersey Shore

Tina Fey, Entertainment Weekly 2009. I’d fly away with...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:47:28 -0600

Tina Fey, Entertainment Weekly 2009.

I’d fly away with her.

wear these ;)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:42:49 -0600

wear these ;)

hello cuteness

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:40:53 -0600

hello cuteness

Christmas in a divorced family stresses me OUT.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:37:50 -0600

Christmas in a divorced family stresses me OUT.

X-MAS Shopping TODAY

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:35:47 -0600

I must finish Christmas shopping today. I’ll be leaving Chicago on Thursday and won’t be back until after the new year. I think it’s better to shop in downtown Chicago than anywhere in Indiana, right?

GPOY - Boo and I, weekend wedding edition.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:18:25 -0600

GPOY - Boo and I, weekend wedding edition.

thewordunheard: nudawn: tanya77: spiers: fimoculous: marrina...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:41:51 -0600

thewordunheard:

nudawn:

tanya77:

spiers:

fimoculous:

marrina:

Isn’t this incredible??

Yes.

(Previously.)

Okay, *now* I get Lady Gaga—she’s secretly a Tim Burton project.

OKAY, Lady Gaga wins. Everyone else can go home, including Miley Cyrus fucking FINGERING HERSELF. Miley, there’s something about womanhood I want to tell you about: It’s called CLASS.

yes…. yes…. a thousand times yes!!!

IT’S WRINKLING MY BRAIN

@popepopepope this is why we need tickets!!!!!

Tina Fey should be a lesbian. JUSTSAYIN

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:11:14 -0600

Lady GaGa - Poker Face (acoustic) Yes, that is an elephant on...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:09:13 -0600

Lady GaGa - Poker Face (acoustic)

Yes, that is an elephant on her head.

GaGa love.

TiK ToK by Ke$ha

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:02:54 -0600

is the most annoying song. EVER.

-Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger? Really? What kind of guys are you partying with?

-I’m talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin’ to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Gross. and. Redic.

My (younger) sister is getting married on Saturday. It’s...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:28:00 -0600

My (younger) sister is getting married on Saturday. It’s supposed to be 20 degrees and I have to give a speech, but we’re trying not to focus on that. I’m also bringing my girlfriend (My dad + his side of the family doesn’t know I’m gay…for obvious reasons…aka I don’t want to ruin my sister’s day, and they would probably never speak to me again); trying not to focus on that either.

They do make a cute couple. :)

Making a playist. Or a mixtape. For you.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:01:48 -0600

My little sister is getting married on Saturday.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:00:22 -0600

whoa…

"She taught me all about how to work with cameras, and “smell-the-fart” acting."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:20:09 -0600

“She taught me all about how to work with cameras, and “smell-the-fart” acting.”

- Joey, Friends

I'M SICK...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:18:40 -0600

I’m watching Friends.

I’m blowing my nose. CONSTANTLY.

Hot washcloths feel so good. On. My. Face.

my artwork

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:59:43 -0600

my artwork

CONFESSION:

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:19:05 -0600

I want to see New Moon. But, not tonight. I don’t want to see it with 10203845938498 million screaming tweens. I really want to see it alone. Wallowing in my own self-loathing shame.